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Post by froggi999 on Aug 5, 2009 15:31:50 GMT -5
Jenny: What's wrong with your legs?
Forrest: Um, nothing at all, thank you. My legs are just fine and dandy.
Jenny: Then why do you have those shoes on?
Forrest: My momma said my back's crooked like a question mark. These are going to make me as straight as an arrow. They're my magic shoes.
Jenny: Are you stupid or something.
Forrest: Mommy says stupid is as stupid does.
Jenny: I'm Jenny.
Forrest: I'm Forrest. Forrest Gump.
Forrest: (voice-over) From that day on, we was always together. Jenny and me was like peas and carrots.
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Post by stealth3si on Aug 5, 2009 19:09:36 GMT -5
Happy Gilmore: [to his golf ball] You little son of a pregnant dog ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
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Post by stealth3si on Aug 5, 2009 19:12:07 GMT -5
Forrest Gump: Stupid is as stupid does.
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Post by ripburn on Aug 5, 2009 21:06:24 GMT -5
Forrest Gump: I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is.
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Post by GreenConverse on Aug 6, 2009 0:24:23 GMT -5
Today's Winner: Izonu! Good job!
8/6: Austin Powers
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Post by tessiree on Aug 6, 2009 5:51:14 GMT -5
Austin Powers says this about Alotta Fa gina: She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.
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Post by adog8t0 on Aug 6, 2009 6:05:21 GMT -5
"How dare you break wind before me" "I'm sorry I didn't realize it was your turn"
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Post by suzks26 on Aug 6, 2009 7:04:24 GMT -5
[filling out a form] Austin Powers: Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!
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Post by beckie66 on Aug 6, 2009 7:16:07 GMT -5
Austin Powers: [has just farted in Alotta's hot tub] Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, but now it's gone back down below.
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Post by froggi999 on Aug 6, 2009 7:19:58 GMT -5
Austin Powers: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?
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Post by carlab on Aug 6, 2009 9:31:48 GMT -5
Austin Powers: I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working
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Post by warriormom09 on Aug 6, 2009 10:13:40 GMT -5
Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.
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Post by cmrsurvey on Aug 6, 2009 11:23:49 GMT -5
Austin Powers: "I'm in a nutshell"
Hahaha! I love this game! I crack up everytime I play!
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Post by stealth3si on Aug 6, 2009 15:25:53 GMT -5
Dr. Evil: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!
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Post by Anna R. on Aug 6, 2009 22:46:38 GMT -5
Goldmember: Would you like a shmoke und a pancake? Austin Powers: A what? Goldmember: A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you. Austin Powers: That's not right...
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