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Post by suzks26 on Aug 9, 2009 6:26:04 GMT -5
Clark: Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on it's way in from New York City. Eddie: [after a pause] You serious, Clark?
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Post by warriormom09 on Aug 9, 2009 7:52:27 GMT -5
Eddie: That there is an RV... now dont go falling inlove with it clark we'll be taking it with us when we leave here next month.
(Ok, I know this movie by heart... I could recite the whole movie!!! LOL)
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Post by adog8t0 on Aug 9, 2009 9:05:04 GMT -5
"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
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Post by izonu on Aug 9, 2009 9:10:50 GMT -5
[Todd and Margo Chester, the Griswold's yuppie neighbors, appear] Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
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Post by tessiree on Aug 9, 2009 9:22:15 GMT -5
Clark - Our holidays were always such a mess. How'd you get through it?
Clarks Dad - I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.
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Post by beckie66 on Aug 9, 2009 9:53:56 GMT -5
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Post by stealth3si on Aug 9, 2009 18:02:17 GMT -5
Clark: Russ, go get the hammer. Ellen: Clark, what do you need a hammer for? Clark: I'm gonna catch it in the coat... And smack it with the hammer.
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Post by ripburn on Aug 9, 2009 20:15:20 GMT -5
Eddie: If you scratch his belly, Clark, he will love you till the day you die. Clark: I really shouldn't, Eddie. My hands are all chapped.
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Post by GreenConverse on Aug 9, 2009 23:50:34 GMT -5
Today's Winner: adog8t0! Good job!
8/10: Planes, Trains & Automobiles
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Post by Anna R. on Aug 10, 2009 0:25:53 GMT -5
awesome movie!
Del: Six bucks and my left nut says we're not going to be landing in Chicago.
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Post by tessiree on Aug 10, 2009 5:08:29 GMT -5
Owen - Her first baby came out sideways and she didn't even scream or nothing! ;D
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Post by suzks26 on Aug 10, 2009 5:59:01 GMT -5
Neal: Let me close this conversation by saying that you are one unique individual. Del: Unique... what's that, Latin for "not a very nice person"?
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Post by froggi999 on Aug 10, 2009 6:18:43 GMT -5
Neal: Del? Del: Hmmmm Neal: Why did you kiss my ear? Del: Why are you holding my hand? Neal: Where's your other hand? Del: Between two pillows. Neal: Those aren't pillows!
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Post by warriormom09 on Aug 10, 2009 7:41:04 GMT -5
passengers in car opposite side of road: "your going the wrong way!" Del: "how do they know where were going?"
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Post by carlab on Aug 10, 2009 8:02:35 GMT -5
Neal: I mean, didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking eventually I started reading the vomit bag. Didn't that give some kind sort of clue, like hey maybe this guy isn't enjoying it.
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